Imagine a girl right, shes gotta take 5 pills a day just to keep her hair from falling out, and by senior year shes gonna have
herpes from kissing every
guy on the swim team, and she have lots of “guy
friends” and she says she only likes you, until u find out shes telling other guys there cute behind ur back, Should’ve left when i had the chance ☠️, Congratulations u just ruined ur reputation maddy, uve now been promoted to HOMIE HOPPER 🥳🥳
Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her
ass bro” my unintelligent
ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful
ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid
ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted
ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped
ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone
ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋