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Folicular Homicide

The act of removing or changing a hair style or facial hair style; generally at the behest of a friend or significant other.
Bill shaved off his beard. They should lock him up for folicular homicide.
by DOZER08 October 26, 2010
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Justifiable homicide

The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.
"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."

" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"

" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
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"Homicide"

Often referred to as 'Homo-cide'

A fake ass, wannabe thug who lives in Ajax, Ontario, Canada.

Said to bare strong resemblance to Rosie O'Donnell.

Also see, wigger, wangsta, fake, Malibu's Most Wanted,CB4
Man, Trevor has really changed overnignt. He thinks he's gangsta now. He must've watched BET again last night. That's so "Homicide" of him.
by fallback_son September 9, 2008
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Career-homicide

Career-homicide is when people ruin your chances at getting a future job or internship by using your urbandictionary account to add inappropriate/highly offensive material that can be searched via Google and then potential employers Google your name and find that offensive material, and then automatically assume you wrote it and it ruins your chances at all possible future employment with any reputable organization. Other examples include people posting unflattering pictures of you on the internet/Facebook, tagging you in inappropriate Youtube videos, etc.
Some jerk commits career-homicide by using your urbandictionary account several years ago thinking he is being funny and posts multiple offensive definitions on your account. You realize what has happened, spend hours as an urbandictionary editor attempting to get the definitions removed the site, spend hours trying to contact urbandictionary.com executives to get said definitions removed, and eventually fail to have them removed because they are "too popular". Then, years later when you start applying for jobs and internships, the companies you apply to Google your name, see what they assume you wrote even though it wasn't you, and then proceed to quickly throw your application into the trash, all because some jerk ruined your good name through trying to be funny. And eventually you realize that someone has "murdered your career" via career-homicide on UrbanDictionary.com.
by ConcernedJobSeeker April 4, 2010
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homocide

A death by homosexual act. Either a murder, suicide or accident
Captain Dave: Detective, I want you to go downtown and investigate the detah of that gay fella who choked on that horses cock
Detective Pete: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have ourselves a homocide
by Shouty McShout April 11, 2005
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homocidercide

The act of killing a gay person's apple cider
They just committed homocidercide, now what am I going to drink?!
by TesseractB September 22, 2021
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Homicide

Something you do when you're blinded by your own jealousy.
Don't get tricked, homicide is a sign of anger, and lacking chill pills.
by Anonymous Care-Taker January 4, 2023
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