Homeless Jizz

n.) Jizz, cum, semen from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on Sean Hannity's shirt.

v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.

2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.
N: "Hmmm...just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, I bet I just sat in homeless jizz."

V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."
by five_generations May 04, 2009
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Homeless Gilbert

The worst roast you could ever get
Wow gaby you are such a homeless Gilbert
by Bigboy1310 June 16, 2019
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Hampton-Homeless

Jeffery: Check out my 8000 Square Foot Mansion in the Hamptons!!

Clarence: *sigh* All I own is my apartment...

(In this case, Clarence has demonstrated himself to be middle class, or Hampton-Homeless)
by Fook Yoo August 22, 2007
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rt homeless

A filthy discusting human being which resides in areas know as chana.
Hey bob look at that rt homeless over there, he stinks.
by irish sensation October 25, 2010
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homeless alaskan

John is as dead as a homeless alaskan.
by irishpirate248 June 20, 2007
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Sherlock Homeless

A expression used to descrive a very smart/intellegent/talented person who doesn't manage to reach success, and therefore has to live in poverty.

The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.
-Wow, this piano player is really good!
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.
by Urban_Fellow July 01, 2006
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Homeless Bluetooth

A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.
I think that homeless guy is talking to you.
No it's just homeless bluetooth.
by Slangem Dozier June 16, 2011
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