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Homeless Jizz

n.) Jizz, cum, semen from a homeless man, usually found in subway cars, back alleys, in front of the courthouse, or on Sean Hannity's shirt.

v.) 1. When a homeless person ejaculates, usually in full public view and in an attempt to cover up hunger pains, or as a practical joke on statues, public benches, the hood of parked cars or famous rich people, to kill time during their boring days.

2. When someone jizzes in a homeless manner, i.e.: in full public view and grunting while a gimpy arm is uncontrolably flaying around.
N: "Hmmm...just sat down on this public bench and i feel something a little wet, I bet I just sat in homeless jizz."

V: "Sure did jizz like a homeless man when I was fucking my mistress last night...maybe choosing homeless mistresses is having its effect on me."
by five_generations May 4, 2009
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rt homeless

A filthy discusting human being which resides in areas know as chana.
Hey bob look at that rt homeless over there, he stinks.
by irish sensation October 25, 2010
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Hampton-Homeless

Jeffery: Check out my 8000 Square Foot Mansion in the Hamptons!!

Clarence: *sigh* All I own is my apartment...

(In this case, Clarence has demonstrated himself to be middle class, or Hampton-Homeless)
by Fook Yoo August 26, 2007
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Homeless Gilbert

The worst roast you could ever get
Wow gaby you are such a homeless Gilbert
by Bigboy1310 June 16, 2019
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homeless alaskan

John is as dead as a homeless alaskan.
by irishpirate248 July 17, 2007
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Sherlock Homeless

A expression used to descrive a very smart/intellegent/talented person who doesn't manage to reach success, and therefore has to live in poverty.

The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.
-Wow, this piano player is really good!
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.
by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006
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Homeless Rolled

When someone without a permanent residence takes advantage of another person, usually with romantic intentions, and then dumps that person as soon as they get the material object they wanted.
For example- a guy whom has been sleeping on a girl's couch (because he doesn't have a place of his own) talks a girl into buying him a winter coat because he doesn't have one and then dumps the girl as soon as she buys one for him. Then she has been "homeless rolled".
by ClockworkAnge November 30, 2009
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