Hoff

Kid from Russia. Face looks like rocky road and has a snap score under 10,000. Only talks to ugly girls and will always be a virgin.

Ohhh nooo here comes Hoff
Did you hear what Hoff did? He’s disgusting

by FibgerblasteR123469 September 27, 2019

Jojo Hoff

A guy who will rip a big one on your pillows, trade you for detos, play multiverse, and eat a strict diet of pizza rolls and burgers.

Person 1: So I met this guys the other day and he likes Doritos but he calls them detos for some reason?

Person 2: You met Jojo Hoff!

by Pigsbarfing July 27, 2022

Hoff

A Hoff is an individual who appears to be working hard, but in fact is not. This is know as 'Hoffing' or Being a Hoff

Person 1: Wow, Flynn is working really hard today!
Person 2: Nahh he's done nothing, he's an absolute Hoff

by Top Hoff October 4, 2021

da hoff

Individual who is a mega handjob and deaf as hell, having to wear hearing aids on both your ears just to be able to bearly hear.

my grandpa lost his hearing aid, and now walks around like da hoff.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008

hoff

hoff means to hop off

“ask him to hoff off”

by a74y February 20, 2020

Hoff

(v) Hoffing Hoffed A very specific prank involving taking advantage of the fact that someone has left their computer unlocked and changing the background to a picture of a half naked David Hasselhoff.

No seriously, we used to Hoff eachother all the time at Microsoft. This is why I Windows-L everytime I walk away from my desk as a reflex.

by Kragthor July 16, 2021

Hoff Twaa

A well maintained , clean and hygienic cute little vagina.

Hey baby girl, I’m trying to get some Hoff Twaa tonight from you.

by Closetdarky01 March 13, 2024