da hoff

Individual who is a mega handjob and deaf as hell, having to wear hearing aids on both your ears just to be able to bearly hear.

my grandpa lost his hearing aid, and now walks around like da hoff.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008

Hoff

a very sexy guy. ten inch shlong. funniest guy ever.

“i am in love with hoff.”

“girl everyone is”

by hofflover101 July 28, 2021

Hoff

Snort cocaine

“Did y’all try hoffing that line in Dunedin?” Lisa asked the couple

🎵Blinding lights playing in the background.🎵

“Did you hoff that with your euro 💶 in Formby Hall?” The goon inquired to Meg.

by The wicked witch of Oz August 23, 2021

Hoff Twaa

A well maintained , clean and hygienic cute little vagina.

Hey baby girl, I’m trying to get some Hoff Twaa tonight from you.

by Closetdarky01 March 13, 2024

ho hoff

The f word that jade uses when anyone annoys her.

Joni:Jade i got your laptop

Jade: HO HOFF!

by anonymous January 29, 2024

Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...

Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!

by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022

Hoff

A Hoff is an individual who appears to be working hard, but in fact is not. This is know as 'Hoffing' or Being a Hoff

Person 1: Wow, Flynn is working really hard today!
Person 2: Nahh he's done nothing, he's an absolute Hoff

by Top Hoff October 4, 2021