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hobokery

The act of behaving like a hobo.
Tom carried all his thing an a small bag on a stick ate his lunch from a can and other hobokery.
Backpacking across Europe is such hobokery.
by ColdDark_Sea January 19, 2014
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hobknockers

noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.

Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
by All the Single Owls July 7, 2010
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Hobknocker

In british a hobknocker is a person who runs in the streets and hits people in their balls, or a person who hits people in the face with his balls. Used for swearing meaning a person who is a way too much annoying and stuff.
-He always texts me and he won't leave me alone!
-Ohhh gurl, such a hobknocker dat nigga is.
by xSwagDoe April 7, 2013
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Hobknocker

1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.

2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.

3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.

4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.

5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!

b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.

c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!

d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!

e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
by The True Anti-Hero March 24, 2010
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hobknocker

To walk around and hit people with your penis. it is illegal, and also frowned upon. It is of british slang.
Dude, don't hobknock her. Thats, thats just wrong, you hobknocker
by ski2winsdk June 16, 2010
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Hobbknocker

A British term used to describe us Americans in a gross and illegal way. The British are fucking retarded. It was started in Britain late October of 1896 when a fag called an American a hobbknocker because he was playing hobbschotch and an American knocked him over hense the word hobbknocker
British guy: " you're a bloody hobbknocker."
American: " wow you're a faggit who the fuck made up hobbknocker."
by Himom123 August 28, 2009
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hobnobber

People who are frickin' awesome but most of the time, nerdy.
ib, lolz!!!! hahhahhahahhaha beetch. "Those damned hobnobbers with their slurpees and their parking lot.."
by hobnobber000 May 23, 2006
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