hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee

Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue

by Swaggett November 7, 2013

Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

jobgoblin

A jobgoblin is someone who has illegally traveled north into the United States in search of work. jobgoblins are characterized by their greasy skin, strong odor, love of extremely loud foreign music, and the inability to communicate properly with bosses, foremen, and strangers. They are also noted for their great consumption of cheap alcohol and napping on the job. When a jobgoblin successfully travels into America, he/she tends to move to an area already inhabited by other jobgoblins in hopes of avoiding suspicion. They then proceed to find work in agricultural fields, such as orchards and dairies, working for small amounts of cash to add to their welfare checks. They tend to steal tools, car/tractor batteries and sleep on the job. Once a region is infested with jobgoblins, there is no hope of removal for their numbers increase exponentially from the lack of use of birth control, love of welfare checks, and protection offered by the Democratic Party of America, given for unknown reasons.

I can't stand it. Even though I put up a sign saying there are no jobs available, jobgoblins still keep pouring in looking for work!

by h8s2makeusernames March 17, 2011

hob goblin

a socially awkward person who has their own unique language and life style compared to normal society; the lifestyle often consist of strange or outdated music, odd clothing and strange catch phrases no one has heard of.

ex 1.
"Dude did you hear that kid?"

"Ya, what was he saying?"

"I don't know man it was weird!"

"Total hob goblin!"

ex 2.
"Hey isn't that Powder?"

"No thats just that hob goblin kid!"

by J.R. Hogkiller January 3, 2009

hob goblin

a very shady person. Usually found creeping around town, looking for people to smoke weed with them, someone who when youre with them attracts unwanted attention. Never has weed of their own, occasionally will come up with a dollar for a blunt, but thats it.

"fuck that hob gob mother fucker"
"dudes a hob goblin homie he aint ever got no bud"
"BACK UP HOB GOB!!"

by Sean Don and Codine October 16, 2008

bobgoblin

Someone who, when they go out to dinner and bowling with old friends, is required to pay all of the costs for every person involved.

Hey, Chelsea, you're the bobgoblin!!!

by BADASS MUTHAFUCKA February 22, 2008

Nobgoblin

(noun); 1. Similar to the Hobgoblin, but with a much larger amount of neebnobbers.
2. Can also refer to one who is unpleasant due to their multiple neebnobbers, often coinciding with a beanwanger

Example:

1. Spider-Man thought the Nobgoblin was even more vicious than the Hobgoblin due to his extreme amount of neebnobbers and large amount of buttwankage.

2. Carson Daly is a smug bastard and a Nobgoblin faggot. No actually he's just a faggot, not a Nobgoblin

by Bonwanker4lyf September 12, 2009