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HMFD

abbreviation for "Hold My Fucking Dick." common term used by ASTs and some 1A3s. usually not actually spoken, but mouthed (as if screaming), while using both hands to point forcefully at your dick. commonly used during class when the instructor is not looking.

usually responded to with short grunts as if clearing your throat, or by mimicking the action with more enthusiasm.

the abbreviated form is usually written or spoken when the full action would be inappropriate, seen by instructors, or when the full action would not be visible by the intended person.
1.) "Fenner! HMFD!"
"AGH!" (emphasis on the "gh")

2.) "hold up...Carter just texted me..."
"What does it say?"
"HMFD."
"AGH!"
"AGH!"
by Allblue January 16, 2010
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HMFD

Billy bob just got a promotion as CEO of the company. He is an HMFD.
by Hor September 14, 2012
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HMFIC

A person who has worked for a large corporation for more than a decade, is sick of the bullshit, and wants to try his/her hand at an entreprenurial adventure. Often seen doing the "Superiority Dance" within the first several weeks of entreprenurialship.
Mark Gootee is the HMFIC here! Not you, you schpeeen!
by Monocataledon March 3, 2005
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hmfau

Hit my fat a$$ up, originating from hmu
Heyy, I'm bored asf hmfau
by dumb.chick.lol July 23, 2016
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HMFF

Jack: hey did you see the new kid
Russel: HMFF
by Rockeyrenee September 4, 2016
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hmfs

a word that is a mix of four different swears (holy mother fucking shit) the best way to say your four favourite swears at once
hmfs you killed him
by that really stupid guy September 5, 2020
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Hmflloplflp

I knew it was over when the big monkey started beating his chest and screaming at the blue electric dinosaur.
by Calzo Kiddo March 31, 2021
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