Skip to main content

red headed stepchild

A child who is obviously not your own, a child who is treated worse than other children in the family
I beat him like a red headed stepchild.
by Vindriss December 28, 2005
mugGet the red headed stepchild mug.
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
mugGet the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger mug.
Related Words
Heyden Heyde HeyDean Heydein Heydel Heydelin Heydey hayden S Header haydee

cotton-headed-ninny-muggin

someone who is not very skilled at their job
by Johnny Depp December 6, 2003
mugGet the cotton-headed-ninny-muggin mug.

Hedder

Italian-English for 'Heather'(Not to be confused with header). Woman I will be marrying. Has a booty.
"I really like your swedder, Hedder!"
by Paul the 1st May 2, 2005
mugGet the Hedder mug.

red headed roaster

When you have unprotected sex with a red headed girl with a STD usually herpes. Then once you get symptoms such as the burning sensation when you pee.
"Dude I banged Sara last weekend and now it burns when I pee!"

- you mean Sara that red headed roaster??
by Big Dick Dan January 1, 2014
mugGet the red headed roaster mug.

broccoli headed fuck

Typically coming from the zoomer generation, a broccoli headed fuck is a type of zoomer who’s haircut resembles the top of a stalk of broccoli. Broccoli headed fucks typically travel in packs which can be easily seen from afar due to:

The cloud of vape smoke the emit as they all suck each others Juules

Screaming their zoomer catch phrases that have somehow become the cool thing to say despite being more retarded than 1000 years of incest such as straight bussin, on god, no cap, that’s mid, fire or lit, dead ass, cheugy, GYAT, ONG, sneaky link, vibe check, or sus

Filming TikToks in public spaces while being a massive inconvenience to non broccoli headed fucks such as in gyms, hallways, at the top/bottom of a set of stairs, or in the street.

All wearing red, white, or black outfits from True Religion or Supreme.

Blasting shitty mumble rap that is basically sexually assaulting everyone’s ears
I was trying to go to the gym earlier but my gym has a pandemic of broccoli headed fucks filming themselves dancing to mumble rap everywhere.
by Sugg Madic June 28, 2023
mugGet the broccoli headed fuck mug.

RHB (Red Headed Bastard)

This person takes gingerism to the maximum. They are defined by curly red hair, a face full of freckles, obnoxious laugh, and a very present underbite. Often referred to the King of the Gingers.
"Did you see that RHB (Red Headed Bastard) getting on the bus earlier this morning?"

"Yeah I saw it! I knew it was going to be a great day after seeing that!"
by freebird nelswan January 12, 2010
mugGet the RHB (Red Headed Bastard) mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email