Herp

(hûrp)
n.
1. A moist burp.
2. A burp containing liquid or solid matter.
v.

hurped, hurp·ing, hurps

"That bloke just herped into his mouth.. Look! He's swallowing it!"; "He just herped onto her shoulder. She's gonna be mad!".

by nutte March 8, 2013

herp

Herpes

One with Herp - has herpes

Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.

That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch

by Deanios December 25, 2007

herpes

French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)

My herpes is in my ass.

by newt January 3, 2004

herp

1 - used as a function word to express assent or agreement : YES 2 - an expression or gesture of greeting : HELLO 3 - used at the end of a statement to signify the statements end Antonym : NERP

Person 1: Are we going out tonight?
Person 2: Herp!

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: Herp!

Lets go out to dinner herp.

by J-Rock November 5, 2004

herp

A cross between a hiccup and a burp.

After Kelly D. takes a big swig of cold Diet Coke, she often does a herp.

by lisel May 24, 2004

herpes

the main std manifested in nikki
see nikki

i slept with nikki and now i have herpes

by skank master jasper December 28, 2005

herpes

itchy painful bumps on the genitalia. contracted from ho bags

Matt G. has herpes on his wang.

by Gbizzle October 11, 2003