herpes

French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)

My herpes is in my ass.

by newt January 3, 2004

herp

1 - used as a function word to express assent or agreement : YES 2 - an expression or gesture of greeting : HELLO 3 - used at the end of a statement to signify the statements end Antonym : NERP

Person 1: Are we going out tonight?
Person 2: Herp!

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: Herp!

Lets go out to dinner herp.

by J-Rock November 5, 2004

herp

A cross between a hiccup and a burp.

After Kelly D. takes a big swig of cold Diet Coke, she often does a herp.

by lisel May 24, 2004

herpes

the main std manifested in nikki
see nikki

i slept with nikki and now i have herpes

by skank master jasper December 28, 2005

herpes

itchy painful bumps on the genitalia. contracted from ho bags

Matt G. has herpes on his wang.

by Gbizzle October 11, 2003

herp

A very ugly girl. A messed up situation or scenario.

Dude, that girl is fucking herp!

by Stubs December 12, 2004

Herpes

Something you do NOT want coming back positive at the doctors office...

I just took a test at the doctor... I think I have herpes in the mouth.

by Alxaisapenguin August 29, 2015