hippo tail

When you drop a turd on your girlfriends hair and rubit in;then she whips her hair back and forth

Your sister is amazing at sex; we hippo tailed all night

by Hippo tailer August 5, 2016

Hepoglemus

The random parts of your body that hurt but you don't know where they hurt specifically.

OW FUCK MY HEPOGLEMUS HURTS

by The inventor of Hepoglemus May 11, 2019

Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.

ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

Hippo Shit

when you have explosive diarrhea and it gets everywhere

Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom

by FardedShided February 23, 2020

hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

Pandorum Hippocampus

A clinical and medical term for having the same dream every night, without change.

Suzy Smith has been dreaming the same dream, everynight, without fail for some 15 years. She has the symtoms of Pandorum Hippocampus.

by dirkdavid33 March 19, 2010

Sexy hippo

A HIPPO WITH A NICE ASS THIGHS

OMG Thevcat orwnge juice tho.

big as hell eyes and ass mmmm so loucious

hippo sexy hippo hippo sexy smexy hippo

by KordieVook February 25, 2017