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Hettinger

-verb (used with object)
1.to place in an isolated and often dangerous position.

2.to abandon and leave without aid or resources.

3. to be screwed over without hope of relief, or improvement.
1. The rising floodwaters hettingered us on top of the house.

2. Having lost all his money, he was hettingered in the strange city.

3. : His boss really hettingered him when he took that job in Butt Fuck Egypt or Kalamazoo.
by LivingLarge12 May 20, 2010
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hellinger

A person who only gives half a story and is afraid of any type of commitment. This person may also believe others are stupid enough to think AFTICA the Boat uses Facebook
That’s a Hellinger!!! Meme me meme
by Pud G December 17, 2017
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Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.
I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.
by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013
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van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated
dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.
by rob May 13, 2005
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Van Helsing

Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.

Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!
by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006
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helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.
After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"
by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006
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hexting

the act of sending or receiving hate texts
Yo I hooked up with this girl, hit that shit and then dropped her like a bad habit. Now the bitch won't stop hexting me.
by crazy poser June 1, 2010
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