Two words - Handsome hunk
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.
by Hainz November 22, 2021
Get the Heinzmug. Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021
Get the Heinzmug. Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.
He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
Get the Heinz Minecraftmug. The most sexy boy in the world. He is best at football, noone can beat him! So dont even try to be best at football because it is impossible!
William heinze
by hejminmanhetererikoch December 11, 2016
Get the william heinzemug. 1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
Get the Heinz 57 Methodmug. When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.
Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!
by hglogike September 29, 2017
Get the an old idea of Heinz Rolfesmug. by Young diabetes July 4, 2016
Get the Heinz portable autoromonticmug.