cold headache

Also known as a brain freeze. When your head becomes cold from eating cold foods or drinks.

Rylan: I have a cold headache!
Sam: Me too!

by pillow1255 April 14, 2020

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sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.

I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.

by stevedavejohn September 30, 2010

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headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 9, 2003

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Heartichoke

A male (human) technology hater, with a potty mouth, who is adept at grabbing freely floating ideas and churning them into whimsical melodies on child-sized pianos; these types of individuals, occasionally, resort to using the old rabbit-in-the-hat trick to numb their audience into submission.

See brokehipster site under music blogs -April 25th entry

Only a heartichoke could beat the crap out of a TV like that!

by Ned Zeppelin May 31, 2011

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Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

by Coffee92 April 25, 2010

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