Hauser

Nown: a person who "consistently" ditches his boys for a girl, and probably doesn't get laid. Also a person who goes to the bar let's his buddy break the ice and "attempts" to steal your bitch.

Dude why the fuck you we're you hausering last night I was trying to get laid.

by SwolePatrol82 February 25, 2018

hawker

a hawker is a hacker

Zulu: omg our clan is so gay, but we own
bLiTz: UR CLAN SUCKS U HAWKER

by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007

hawier

The definition of depression.

What word could I use to define depression?

“Hawier”

by Unknown user 23232322 June 3, 2019

desiree hauser

a chick who thinks she is ugly, but really isn't.

😂😂Desiree Hauser is sooo hot man 😍

by GetGangsta1114 February 6, 2017

Dookie Howser

Derived from the child-doctor prodigy Doogie Howser. It refers to herb-ass prodigies. Kids that are the wackest of the wack.

That dude is a herb-- a regular Dookie Howser.

by Lou Cheech October 16, 2008

Hausermann

Slutty women who constantly dress up like men!

My mother is such a hausermann.

by Antonymap888 November 5, 2011

hawsed

When you get way more fucked up on tequila than you originally planned

I don't wanna get hawsed tonight. - Jon

by eddieTHEeagle February 8, 2015