Bronté Hau

The most perfect, beautiful, strong, athletic, confident, happy, hilarious, sexy, amazing women you’ll ever meet. Everyone wishes they were her! No one can compete.

Omg it’s bronté hau she is so flawless! I wish i was as beautiful and amazing and talented as her.

by Niteater June 8, 2025

Maus Haus

The Maus Haus is the ultimate version of the Maus it was planned to be built 1945 if not the war had ended.
It was to be disguised as a haus and be able to destroy any tank and would change the war in the Germans favor.
If this wunderwaffe had been created history would be entirely different.

Hitler-Vie need zo make ze maus haus today or ve vill loose ze war
Porsche-No need fam I got it just wait until september 1945

by MausHausE100 November 13, 2018

Hau

Real life NTR.

I heard Hau's relationship is a little rocky right now. That's why I'm smashing his girl.

by agsdgf224 June 1, 2018

Haus

German idiot says Haus in skribbl.io instead of house. What a stupido

~Guy draws a house
Random german fellow : haus

by Quacked_Up May 7, 2020

HAU

The most legendary FUCKING friend group in the world. HAU means Hood, You say ur from the HOOD nigga u from the HAU wasgood.

JANZ: Yo buh who you seein later?
BUH: Oh just HAU WASGOOD JANZ LEGO LEGO

by kaaaaiiiiiiii3alek October 5, 2020

Hau Linh

Hau Linh is the best girlfriend ever someone who can make you very happy and is quite playful in a cute way

everyone: isnt hau linh just so lovable

by syckphobia July 16, 2022

Das Haus Cats

A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.

All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.

by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021