Hasselhoff

1. Being of or related to extreme sexyness and body shine. 2. Having millions of fans in Germany but only known for sitcoms in which a car and or tits were better actors in the US.

That guy is so Hasselhoff.

by tr0var BangZ June 15, 2003

David Hasselhoff

German who can not sing for his life...Seroius has-been. Will do anything to be on t.v or in something famous. Needs to get a life. Is a major drama queen.

My "friend" is being such a David Hasselhoff right now.

by scissor_hands_090 July 21, 2006

David Hasselhoff?!?!

An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.

"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"

by Clark W. September 9, 2008

Hasselhoff

Something that is ultra cool to a select few but completely moronic to the rest.

1. Wow man, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is like so Hasslehoff.

2. Where the fuck are all the hot women? This nightclub is fucking Hasslehoff.

by MatrixDweller August 7, 2005

David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018