Hastings

A bunch of no good sons a' Bitches that are far to lazy.

Keep looking over your shoulder in Hastings, you might not get shot, but definetly stabbed in the back, make no friends in Hastings
.... ASTINGS MATE!

by PorkChop100 June 20, 2011

Mr. Hastings

Creater of the time machine in history class. Fond of making weird poping noises, cracking stupid jokes, and talking during movies.

"Wow Stephanie, that was a total Mr. Hastings joke."

"Jeez quit acting like Mr. Hastings and stop talking during the movie."

by idreaminblackandwhite May 16, 2010

Hasting

Most beautiful person in the world. Usually given to a girl with ample boobs and a tight vagina. She will be the best to happen to you.

Boy 1: Man i miss my Hasting.
Boy 2: Dude she was good in bed last night.

by Bowman248011739283915360 May 25, 2015

harshing my vibe

To take the joy out of a moment of elation.

"Dude, you're harshing my vibe talking about death I'm trying to enjoy the music"

I'm trying to enjoy this party but dude your mood is "harshing my vibe".

Ohio is a great state to visit nut fat ass Pennsylvania is "harshing my vibe".

by Jax CT June 14, 2017

hashin

a way of asking somone what they are doing. also

can be used as a retorical question to detur the anoyer from their activity

wat u hashin later

wat u hashin u fukin prick

by geegan June 25, 2004

Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011