handicocked

when someone is penetrated so hard they are left paralysed for life,

i want him to leave me handicocked and leave my ass in a state and a half

by invisaboy March 23, 2017

Handicap slide

Giving a handicap person a slide or pass because they are handicapped.

That guy with crutches, his first audition was good, the second... Not so much.

Yeah, they better not give him the handicap slide.

by mizsparklezz May 17, 2018

handicapat

1) Word in Romanian which refers to a person with difficulties / disabilities.

2) Swear word in Romania which refers to a person that has imaginary mental problems; acts like it has a real mental disability; similar in context with "retarded".

1) "Are handicap" - "He/She/They/Etc has a disability"
"Școală de handicapați" - "A school for people with disabilities"

2) "Ești handicapat" - "You're retarded"
"Handicapatu-le!" - "Retard!"
"Ce handicapat ești!" - "You're so fucking retarded!"

by VasluiPower May 22, 2019

Handicapat

Handicapat is a romanian insult that can mean a lot of different things: retared, idiot, mentally ill, mentally retarded, brain dead, etc.

Dorel: Aseara am dormit cu ma-ta.
Gigel: Ba tu esti handicapat?

by CxstinMamaMare123 December 5, 2021

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

HANDYCRAP PARKING

When you approach the perfect parking space in a parking lot so packed, it resembles Disneyland. And you finally get to the space, it is marked for the Handy capped.

Hey dude, there is a spot, oh shit, it's Handycrap Parking

by Go Launna Rose August 31, 2010

Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019