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Hamptarded

An adjective describing an individual who, through history of actions, words, and/or negligence, has become known for treating others with disrespect and showing blatant disregard for their well-being despite being aware of the consequences of their actions.

The individual excuses this behavior in themselves citing privilege, status, or a sense of entitlement as eschewing them from the essential human decency expected and afforded to the average human being.
"Did that dude really just flash his junk at an anti-rape rally?"

"Yeah, he did. I hear his dad is a judge and his mom is some hot-shot lawyer."

"Oooohhhh, so he's Hamptarded."

"Exactly."
by OG Ghett0 October 26, 2012
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hampsterdance

When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.
Jimmy got so wasted he started to hampsterdance!
by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014
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Hatstand

Rumors are so hatstand.
by Threescore August 30, 2016
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Hampstead

Hampstead School is a torturous place where you are forced to sit and watch everyone fake to eachother, and by the ends you will have no friends.
by Don’t get hurt May 25, 2018
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Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.
Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on
by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018
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hamsandwitch

A way of saying I love you without being gay or being cheesy . Being completely in awe of someone but being too shy to say anything
I'm being a hamsandwitch rn
by Extra mayo sandwich October 9, 2019
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hatstanding

To talk about unrelated topics when part of a group, playing a game or engaged in an activity requiring the groups concentration.
We started playing Dungeons and Dragons later than we planned because we ended up 'hatstanding' for a couple of hours.
by StarSmythe April 18, 2020
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