pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

Haemocolon

Bleeding from the rear. Usually caused by an unfortunate cycling accident or fall. Usually associated with "umunaco" riding.

Guy 1: Ahh!!! my arse is bleeding
Guy 2: Thats called Haemocolon

by Migaloo May 26, 2010

Hameo

A word everyone says to mosa and hamed in school. The word hameo was first created by amir. The most common people to say hameo is , baidoun, jad, moe abdullah, ismail, wajeeh, ali,ali Z, amen, and others. Remeber when you see mosa and hamed say hameo.

HAMEOOOOOOOO. HAMEO WALAK YOU KALB. HAMEO YA ABIN ZMIAL.

by hameo November 1, 2018

Albert Hammond jr.

Albert Hammond jr. plays lead and rythm guitar in (i'll try not to be too subjective here) the absoloute BEST and revolutionary band in the world, The Strokes. Albert was sent to the elite boarding school "Institut Le Rosey" at 13, where he was lucky enough to stumble accross the sexiest man alive and fellow Stroker Julian Casablancas ( see Julian Casablancas). Albert is probably one of the best dressed men i have ever seen, and enjoys wearing formal suits, usually a different one for each show. He holds the guitar in a high horizontal position, and this in conjunction with his affro mimics sexual intercourse to screaming fans alike.

Albert Hammond jr. your hair is a god in the form of an affro.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

hamdog

The act of substituting a thin slice of deli meat for a condom.

"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."

"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."

"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."

by Jeff Shewer January 11, 2009

Hammad

A handsome man of all the ladies
Peaceful and nice man loyal and get all the girls.

The supreme ruler and leader.
Paramount Chief.
A Lionhearted Man.
A king of all kings.

The most greatful handsome person you can meet get all the babes and loyal.

The hottest guy in the group, who will marry a girl whose name starts with (Your name girl)
The one who's always surrounded

Don't dare to act smart infront of Hammad because he is the kind of guy who can look so sweet but can even destroy your whole family .

Hammad is a beautiful and Strong name.

If you want any help ,call Hammad ,he will always help you .

by Diveaway February 3, 2022

banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.

by D-MAC January 6, 2004