hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004

hamdogged

Thoroughly inebriated after excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Man, I was totally hamdogged last night!

by Cazzy March 6, 2007

hameo

A person who makes a guest appearance, and it is supposed to be a cameo, but they steal all the attention. A work Michael Buckley, aka Whatthebuck, made up on blog tv.

Phil: OMG! Did you see Carl on tv last night?
Lindsay: Yeah! He was a total hameo- I couldn't take my eyes off of him!

by Poopsiechuckle June 19, 2009

Hambone

A rhythmic knee and chest slapping motion; A dance where you make your own music by slapping your "hambone" (outer thigh) {*1} then your chest {*2} and your inner thigh (or top thigh) {*3} on the way back down to make a 3 beat rhythm.
This rhythm was popular amongs Afro-Americans during the slave times and following. It was a common popular dance/music making method. At times it accompanied instruments or dance (such as scat) such as the fiddle or whatever could be attained during the hard times of poverty {Currently nearly non-existing and a lost art of African-American culture}

That ol' boy can slap the hambone som'n funky!!
They was up in the barbershop singin' and doin' the hambone.

by westsan October 2, 2006

Gasoline Hambone

A shout of praise or a joyful exclamation. Most often used in song.

Ben: My jail sentence was shortened!
Grace: Sing gasoline hambone!

by G-RadK April 28, 2009

hamhocked

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Hamgoof

'dissapointment' in hamchat.

Oxnard~" Oh no! I forgot where the seeds are!
Hamtaro~"Hamgoof.."

by KawaiiAnime November 3, 2003