Halperin

It is a Jewish name. Many Halperins become business persons, lawyers, or accountants. Other Halperins can end up in the streets.

1. Person 1: Hey look at that successful businessman!

Person 2: Yeah he's definately a Halperin, eh?

Person 1: Yeah...I wondered why he was so successful!

2. Person 1: Wow look at that dirty hobo in the streets!

Person 2: Don't mind him he's just a Halperin

by chikorita no. 5 May 17, 2010

Halpin

A person who passes out after one gib, normally a queer as well

That kid just pulled a Halpin, he's passed out!

by Crazy kid November 13, 2014

halpined

An unjustified layoff, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpined.

by Magadalene May 8, 2008

halphus

One who steals memes, Meme Robber

guy 1:YO he stole your meme
guy 2: ya he halphused me

by Roberto_RP September 24, 2015

halpha

(Half-Alpha) A person that considers themselves an alpha male but only acts alpha around weak betas. When other real alphas are around they are intimidated and become insecure betas.

Matt is such a halpha, he’s always telling people stories about how great he is but anytime I’m around he’s quiet and will find a reason to leave.

by AlexLewis October 11, 2018

halpmynamesucks

best modern creator in gd

wow you have a nice ass halpmynamesucks

by Halpmynamesucks January 3, 2021

halpfized

Halpfixed:

noun

- a general term referencing to a vaccine option of Covid-19 (half or first dose of the Pfizer vaccine); inclusive of options of the Johnson and Moderna vaccines.

Finally got halpfized yesterday; my second Pfizer vaccination is in 30 days

by MichaelMario415 April 1, 2021