hair

puss, tuss, snatch, usually a young, inexperience female who has never shaved that monkey.

"Aghh dude, I got some hair last night... wanna smell my fingers? I think it was the first time she was banged."

by tim's taint December 8, 2004

raven hair; raven haired

RAVEN HAIR: /noun/ pitch black hair, like the feathers of a raven

RAVEN HAIRED: /adverb/ having pitch black hair

Actress Kelly Hu is one raven haired hotty!

by Da Nastee One June 12, 2003

raven hair; raven haired

Jet black hair,

My hair is almost jet black.

by Saints October 8, 2003

Shit hair

KSI's Cheetos.

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.

by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020

Pineapple hair

A word used by Anix meaning the spikes on top of spongebob's house.

Ok I gotta add some pineapple hair to my house.

by Katielovesguineapigs! June 16, 2020

Hair Child

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

hobbit hair

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015