haiingl

1. (Verb): The state of being more concerned about the speck of sawdust in someone else's eye rather than the plank in their own.

2. (Noun): The codeword used amongst those in the know for a clickbait fountain. See: fake news

Londoners are haiingl police and first responders as heroes

by Covfefe News Network June 4, 2017

hauling pussy

Refers to when you and get a lot a pusssy (girls) with your bike

You're not hauling pussy with that bike

by Pusserton June 17, 2017

Hauling ass like a sears catalog.

Moving real quick. You know, like a sears catalog.

Dude im really hauling ass like a sears catalog.

by Sniper115 July 15, 2021

Haslingfield

A village much better than any other village in the world, especially Harlton and Comberton

Person A: have you ever been to Haslingfield?

Person B: I wish, everyone there is so cool!

by Kermotwithgun November 18, 2021

hawling ass

When Rep. Josh Hawley ran, like a coward, from the insurrectionist at the US Capitol after helping incite said insurrection.

"Dude! Brad would not stop hitting on this chick at the bar all night. Finally she called over her BF and BRad was Hawling ass out"

by Homerj742 July 22, 2022

haling

To lie in a joking way, to be a trickster. To be a "Hal".

Hal told everyone he had talked to the building manager who said the AC was broken for the whole summer. But they all knew he was just haling.

by philuppus June 3, 2018

Red Hairing

When a ginger's pubic hair gets caught in the braces of someone who's sucking their dick.

Richard: Dude, last night this bitch gave me a Red Hairing so bad we had to cut off my pubes while they were still in her braces!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!

by wordier February 9, 2014