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Hagar'd

When someone leaves their facebook or myspace account logged-in and another person posts a photo or video of Sammy Hagar in attempts to make that person look like a complete tool. Good for use in an office environment when lewd photos are not permitted.
"I forgot to log out of Facebook and I totally got Hagar'd!"
by Seattle Lucky Devil December 2, 2010
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Hagar

Something, someone, or an action that is REALLY cute :D
Dude, did you see Blaine and Carly today? They're totally the most hagar people I've EVER seen.
by peanutbutterchairs June 7, 2011
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haggard ass

Something that is ghetto, mankey or old.
Dude, that's the most Haggard Ass pair of pants I've ever seen.
by Cass. March 26, 2005
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sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.
Don't be a Sammy Hagar.
by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015
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Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.
"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth
by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016
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Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger
by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011
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hadarious

When something is so dumb that it's hilarious
That was so hadarious
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