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Dan Howell

A queer, British internet personality who is scared of whisks, moths, and scrambled eggs. He and his (boy?)friend, Phil, have created an extremely dangerous cult known as the Phandom (or collectively Susan) where lonely thirteen year old introverted emos wear whiskers on their faces and chant things such as "Mirror butt", "Ladders", "Hi, so my name is Dan", and "Yee". Dan has gone on two world tours with Phil (The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire and Interactive Introverts) where he regrettably socialized with the cult members. He is also known for having a glowing blue penis and a weird sexual relationship with stray Maltesers boxes. The world is also extremely proud of him for coming out. Good job, danny boy.
I am DISGUSTED. I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, Dan Howell, and THIS is the thanks I get?
by Pussy Guzzler June 23, 2019
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Rory Howell

Hot man with very large dick. All girls want to fuck him.
OMG Rory Howell is so fucking hot I want to fuck him so hard without lube.
by them9m10m81 December 16, 2017
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Tayla Jade Gorman-Howell

an amazing girl, that any guy would kill to call theirs. She consists of beautiful Hazel eyes, a cute button nose, and the chubbiest cheeks ever.

she is a bit of a tease and loves getting complements. treat her with respect or get knocked the fuck out.

she is the type of girl that will absolutely blow you away at first glance, she will make guys believe in love at first sight. Her beauty is something out of this world, it is classed as a world phenomenon.

You will fall in love with her instantly, and you will fall hard, she is a every loving and caring person, and has a solid heart of gold, this beautiful girl went through hell and back and has the scars to prove it.

Tayla Jade Gorman-Howell, is absolutely exceptional,and any guy would die for her.
girl 1: "whos that girl over there?"

girl 2: "thats tayla jade gorman-howell, shes so amazing and pretty."

girl 1: "i wish i knew her better, she definateley stands out from the crowd, and looks absolutely stunning"

girl 2: " i think you should try, getting to know her could pay off, she is amazing and treats everyone with respect."
by Aluhbye February 24, 2013
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Tiffani Howell

(1)One who comes into your life, and screws it all up. This involves stealing your boyfriend/girlfriend, puppy, your friends, until they pretty much take over your entire life.

(2)A person who does one/both of the above, and feels no guilt or remorse whatsoever for their actions.

Someone who "gets around." Some one who is such ahoe that their vagina has been stretched to such an extent that it can be used as a bag to carry things such as: mail, yoga balls, ipods, crayons, ect. ect.
Girl 1: "I heard Tiffani Howell is single again"

Girl 2: "Better find your boy.."

Girl 3: "shittttt Tiffani found him first! "/ that hoe"
by likeabitch June 12, 2011
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Katy Howell

is an amazing compilation of amazing legs and ass, this girl will literally blow your mind. she also has an amazing smile produced by perfect kissable lips. she is also awesome personality and is so nice apart from the slight tendensy to be mean. but i love her
by alexpenguin April 25, 2009
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Dr. Howell's Class

A class in which you are guaranteed a quiz daily, but not a teacher. When you do have a teacher, you will be hated if you are not a white trash redneck and you don't know what a deer stand is. You will do nothing but "wext" and look up dirty words. It is a class where you can erase the work on the board, act like you know nothing, and get away with it.
Person 1- "what class do you have next?"
Person 2- "dr. Howell's class."
Person 1- "you lucky son of a bitch"
by fernburger February 12, 2009
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no homo howell

When Daniel Howell refuses to admit he's gay.
Person 1: Hey do u know Dan Howell?
Person 2: Yeah. He says he's "No Homo Howell" but we all know that's not true.
by Heythereasshole July 10, 2017
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