Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 21, 2024
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Horsey

Achildish way to refer to a horse, commonly used by small children learning to speak English weather it be their first language or not
The little girl was still learning to speak English and when she saw a horse she called it a horsey
by A_lil_weirdo December 16, 2024
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High Horsey

Talking down to others despite saying you want to treat them equally
Ms Watson is on her high horsey again.
by yuhuyuh September 18, 2019
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Horsey The Horse

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.
Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse
by Pamthebear March 1, 2025
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Horsey

Person who gets rebounds in basketball. It originated from the YouTuber known as HankDaTank25.
I'm a horsey .I'm getting so many rebounds.
by El Sancho de mexico July 7, 2017
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Horsey

Crooked rhinoplasty mutt that needs to be sent to the farm and trained not to be a slag, cunty little fucker.
neigh neigh brrrrrrr

look its a horsey named Abee!
by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023
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Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 21, 2024
mugGet the Horsey Dancemug.

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