horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.

Jon is horizontally expanded.

by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

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horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

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horizontal roomba

When your girlfriend lays under the couch cushions and you lay on top of them and fuck her between the cushions ass up. While simultaneously trying to catch your roomba as it sweeps by you.

Man I did my girlfriend a good old horizontal roomba last night and I felt like I was in middle school again.

by AntiJoe July 18, 2017

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horizontal hurricane

When your on top of a girl engaging in the 69 position. Instead of blowing a load you blow ass.

Stacy pissed me off last night so I gave her a horizontal hurricane and blew ass instead of a load.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 13, 2018

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Horizontal Shower

The phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger's tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won't remember, with the water on cold.

That asshole gave me a Horizontal Shower.

Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...

by Greubar April 26, 2017

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