Homed

Just like owned, but the new generation style.

You got Homed bitch!
or
Complete Homage!

by EmmJay123 October 16, 2008

homodouchaphiliac

A person who is a douche and is solely attracted to other douches.

I bet Brad is a homodouchaphiliac, he and his girlfriend are such douche bags.

by T-BagII September 20, 2006

homad

Quite simply, an on-the-go, constantly moving from town to town, easily exploitable slut. This combines the slang term "ho" (prostitute) with the word "nomad" (one who's always traveling and never settles permanently). A homad usually exhibits trashy, attention-craving, stripper-like characteristics. While being attractive in a "big flashing red arrow pointed towards my snatch" kind of way, they will usually have a background filled with physical abuse, sexual abuse, and "daddy issues" in general, all of which could be one in the same. This starts the self destructive lifestyle of moving from town to town, living for free with men who fuck them for rent, and the slow erosion of anything good or pure about them. Such, is the homad.

My friend and his girlfreind, who'd been together for two years, both worked at WalMart. A random "homad" got a job there too. She displayed all of the standard homadic traits, and when she saw that my buddy already had a girlfriend, she struck! Her lack of roots and self-worth led her to send my friend pictures of her titties and offered for him to do anything he wanted to her. When my friend's girlfriend found out, they broke up. Meanwhile, the homad met some guy at a bar, had sex with him, and they moved to Reno the next day. TEXTBOOK HOMAD!

by Scott Kennedy May 8, 2008

HMFDS

ACRONYM - "Holy Mother Fucking Dog Shit"; expression of intense shock, disbelief, or utter amazement.

HMFDS! The Phillies are re-signing Cliff Lee!!!

by IronyNOW December 14, 2010

homodo

Korean term for boys playing a chicken game with just how far they get with each other without actually being called gay.

The women were quite disgusted when witnessing the homod displayed by jack when he slightly grabbed adam's penis.

by Philbert February 14, 2005

homedoggydog

a long cooler way to shay homie. Meaning great friend who you grew up with and have known for a long time.

"sup my homedoggydog."

by matthew saltzy December 23, 2007

Homodoochetion

A gay dooche bag that was around in the dinosaur times

Caveman 1: yo man look at Kyle over there yelling oogabiooga!! He's going apeshit. Caveman 2: what a homodoochetion."

by Eazy e on yo mom5657 July 12, 2010