gemph

Messy stuff; litter; rubbish

In television, TV director says

"Get that gemph out of the back of my shot"

by GIANQ July 17, 2006

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Gympanzee

Vain males that spend most of their time and money going to the gym to gain muscle's purely for the fact that they can wear tight long V-neck t-shirts to show off man-cleavage in an attempt to attract the opposite sex.

Typically males that spend more time working on their muscles to compensate the fact that they do not have big enough personalities to attract women.

These males often pluck their eyebrows, get fake tan, have sleeve tattoos and spend more time on their own appearance and looking in the mirror than most girls.

"I'm not going in that bar, its full of Gympanzees"

"this guy tried to hit on me but he was such a Gympanzee"

by Sidewinder11 January 2, 2014

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Gymkhang

An effective hay of severing your head by tying your noose to the oversized spoiler of a really fast car, and having it drift in circles until the point of death. This ensures this is a spectacular way to go. Can also be used past tense (an example being "Gymkhung").

"Grieving over the loss of Harambe, Jim decided that the best course of action would be to gymkhang himself."

by SancheziFuk July 19, 2016

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Gumphumper

Having sexual relations with every orifice, including pores, of a certain woman. The woman, of course, must survive this, as it is tradition to give a congratulating participation medal to her.

Have you seen my girl, I'm her Gumphumper.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox March 2, 2018

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Gymwhale

Gym whale is a a gym clothing line specialises toward the physically challenged, and by physically challenged I mean fat lazy fuckers, it is an off brand of gymshark

You, that fatty would definitely be wearing gymwhale

by Intheboghole2 May 29, 2018

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