dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

ganche

Northern Irish colloquialusm. Meaning an idiot.

He's a ganche

by Johnny Smithonian March 20, 2015

Grunchie

The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.

*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."

by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

Guanche

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.

During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.

by LowKey May 6, 2014

glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand

“ I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”

by drac69 February 26, 2020

ginchy

Generational word for something good or the best.

Ginchy morphed into boss, morphed into groovy, morphed into bad, rad, cool, bitchin', sick, etc. etc. (there are likely another hundred words). As Kookie said, "Baby, you're the ginchiest" the best.

by tolerance June 1, 2013

Guiche

Montréal slang for bank fraude usually involving cashing out big amounts of money. If you're from montreal than you know guiche.

Yo bro send me your guiche we are gonna cashout.
Holla guiche c'est live 5k minimum dont sleep.

by Pidre Cat October 26, 2020