cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004

Gumball

The sexual act of dipping your balls in hot wax, letting it harden on your balls and then presenting it to a female.

Rachell: Mike gave me a gumball yesterday, it was so good. It was just like a real one except once you get past the harder outer layer, instead of finding gum. You find balls mmm

by mikeymikester July 8, 2010

Gumball Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job while chewing gum and then proceeds to blow a bubble around your dick.

I love Gumball Blowjobs!

by Mr. Sicko July 31, 2011

Ghost Gumball Machine

In the sexual position of doggystyle, one slides a finger or two into the girls anal cavity, pulling out a peice of her feces. Then pulls out of the vaginal cavity and slides the peice of feces into the vaginal cavity, taking the penal unit and forceably getting the girl analy until the feces comes out of the vaginal cavity. Then taking the feces and forcing the girl to chew it. When you leave her house make sure to leave a quarter under the pillow!

I gave Cecil Mcgillicutty's filthy mom a ghost gumball machine after thanksgiving dinner

by Zachary Andrew Taylor November 2, 2006

gumballs

this is when your balls stick to your leg after sitting and your sack stretches across your groin giving the appearance of "stepped in" chewing gum.

Lady: Excuse me sir, you shouldnt be playing with your crotch in the theater with all these kids around..

Man: Hey gimme a break I am just trying to fix my gumballs...

by Gonzothegreat79 September 13, 2011

gumball

Grossly Overweight Black female

ME: Look at her
YOU: GOD damn thats a gumball

by Mikey129 August 2, 2004

Gumball Dance

noun - the dance move where you place money in a gumball machine, watch the ball swerve down, and then pick it up and eat it, chew your gum, and you're on your way!

Only very alcoholically enhanced people can do an awesome gumball dance

by Ashlyn Kate January 19, 2006