GUFF

(G)irl (U) (F)inally (F)ucked

*when you meet your friends new girlfriend *
“hey bro, is this the guff?”
“yeah man this is her!”

by bigbrickdaddy June 7, 2022

Guff

Can mean whatever you want it to mean and when people ask you gotta say it’s an Arkansa thing

What the guff? Or I’m about to guff!

by Kankanmop June 27, 2024

Guff

Guff is a way to call someone fat.

Friend: Hey your so guff!
You: :(

by MidFNBR November 16, 2025

Guff!

Ten Hags Manchester United!

Manchester United are guff!

by ReemTeam1 April 23, 2024

guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.

Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice

by Chik3b September 12, 2006

Guff Trail

The foul odor trail left by someone who smells. The smell that lingers after they have left the room.

L: "Have you smelt her today"

C: "I walked down the corridor right through her Guff Trail"

by Monrgt August 16, 2011

Guff Bucket

A derogatory term for a vagina, related to guff (bad smell) and the receptacle (vagina) the smell came from.

Ayup me duck show us yer guff bucket.

Or

Phwoor is that yer guff bucket I can smell?

by Guff Bucket lover. September 25, 2010