gubber

A derogatory term for an old person, usually male, in Isle of Wight dialect.

Some old gubber was moaning about young people today, luckily he was too deaf to hear what we said about him.

by ElFilthio July 5, 2020

Grubbert

An unclean child by the name of Robert.

Grubbert does not wash his hair.

by amy in stars December 9, 2003

Grubberface

An individual with a mixed sense of self importance and/or a deeply shallow social life who harms others by wasting their time on Facebook with worthless, cute, wasteful, or cheesy copy-and-pasted motivational posts (that they don’t even adhere to).

The Grubberface craves the positive attention they believe they are getting, which inflates self-worth. However, in reality, the majority who see and read a Grubberface's posts in fact actually hold the Grubberface in much lower regard - at times, feeling purely sorry for them - because the Grubberface’s grubs are actually making it increasingly difficult for them to be datable, hirable, or even likeable.

Most likely, a Grubberface is someone who is already recognized by friends outside of Facebook as someone having social difficulties, not dated nor had sex in several years, and has gained at least 20 pounds in the last year. Thus, the Facebook friends enable the Grubberface’s behavior by not confronting them on their online habits. The kindest intervention is scissors to the keyboard cord, battery removal from the mouse, and “misplacing” their mobile device.

My friend Carli just posted this on Facebook: "In the mood for Swedish Fish." What a Grubberface. No one, anywhere, on Planet Earth cares.

John is a Grubberface. He just posted: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."

“About to eat a burger.”

“Boy, vacuuming sucks”.

by UrbRC October 8, 2010

gobbernaught

A hand-holdless half virgin psued.

That guy's only ever fugged butt. He's a gobbernaught.

by Bert[Burt] July 18, 2020

gabberschnock

When somebody pees, vomits and shits all at the same time.

I knew I wasn’t feeling good, but it was worse than I thought; when I got out of the car, I

had a gabberschnock!

by Kid Blue March 20, 2022

Gubbio

Originating from the area of Gubbio, Umbria in Italy. It is the act of having the shits after eating something bad. Usually happens while clothed.
Synonym for food poisoning

"bro after the Taco Bell last night, I got mad Gubbio!"
"ewww that's fucking gross"

by GiOp December 7, 2022

all grubbed out

No food left, as at a buffet that has run out of food.

I got to the banquet a few minutes late and they were already "all grubbed out."

by griffenword October 7, 2009