guatemalan mudslide 

Very similar to the Asian Thunderstorm. When a guy cums on a girls face and then goes lay a fart in her mouth, but instead shits in her mouth.

While eating hot wings and drinking cheap beer, Janet was begging me to give her an Asian Thunderstorm. Later that night I did, but she wound up with a Guatemalan Mudslide instead.

guatemalan mudslide by Jamdog October 21, 2007

guatemalan crotch cricket 

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.

Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.

guatemalan crotch cricket by michael falls December 18, 2008

The Guatemalan Handshake  

The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.

Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?

Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.

The Guatemalan Handshake by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008

Guatemalan Guillotine 

When you stick a sharp object onto the end of your penis, then make a bitch deepthroat you until it cuts her throat.

This dumb bitch told me to give her the guatemalan guillotine, now she is dead of suffocation.

Guatemalan Guillotine by caca_huates April 19, 2009

Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA) 

Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA)

Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...

Damn...my Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA) are flaring up again! Has anyone seen my curling iron?

Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA) by Wrap it Up December 12, 2009

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

Guatemalan War Hammer by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

Guatemalan Q-Tip

When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.

Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.

Guatemalan Q-Tip by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019