Luca Guadagnino

The best director on planet earth, just defined by the fact he directed "Call Me By Your Name".

Luca Guadagnino is an amazing director!

by timmytimissuperior April 29, 2020

you look like like guadalajara

A way to troll people based of the joke you look just like joe.

Z you look like like guadalajara

by ajsonicpokemon May 2, 2022

Guadalajaran Cheesecake

method involving a japanese/black/german/american indian/black guys dad and a redneck with a powermullet / scullet

guy 1: yo remember guadalajaran cheesecakes
guy 2: yea i get those from Uchimoto's dad

by SCULLET February 5, 2005

Guadalupe

When you eat so much Mexican food you have blowout diahrreah. Sounds like gotta poopie.

Man that burrito is coming back to haunt me. I Guadalupe!

by DangerRuss August 29, 2014

Guada

A pretentious cunt

FB User 1: "What is up with that dude constantly being a grammar Nazi?"

FB User 2: "I know right...he's such a Guada."

by The Don 01 July 23, 2014

guadalupe sunrise

a super shot of Patrón and Vicks Dayquill if one gets sick after hard night of partying and wakes up with a hangover but wants the party to continue at home

Joe: Dude, I know its 9 A.M., but lets keep this party going.

Dave: Man, your sick. We shouldn't keep drinking.

Joe: It's all good, man. I'll just have a guadalupe sunrise to get my juices flowin.

by TaintSniff McGillCutties October 8, 2013

Guadalajaran Siege Weapon

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!

by Dr Agonite May 28, 2021