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Guac and Balls 

The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.
Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...

Guac Sucker 

Slang or nickname for a person Hispanic decent.
Such as but not excluded to : Mexican,Haitian,Guatemalan,Venezuelan etc
Definition 1: Did you see those Guac suckers scaling that wall?
Definition 2: I can't find a job with all these guac suckers around!
Guac Sucker by ThirstingFMen April 7, 2024

Guac Sucker 

Slang or nickname for a person Hispanic decent.
Such as but not excluded to : Mexican,Haitian,Guatemalan,Venezuelan etc
Definition 1: Did you see those Guac suckers scaling that wall?
Definition 2: I can't find a job with all these guac suckers around!
Guac Sucker by ThirstingFMen April 7, 2024

Guac-Taco 

when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips
"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"
Guac-Taco by guacfan4life August 19, 2024

Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
Guac-slosh by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
When the girl working at chipotle puts guac in her mouth before she gives you head for that extra slipperiness
That chipotle worker gave me the guac tuah with the last of their guac