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What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka

1. A greeting, meaning the same as "what's up". (Note: The term What's Guackaflocka is very uncommon and is only said in regions of Southeastern Africa.)
Yo bro, what's guac/what's guackaflocka.
by Professor Sauce November 9, 2018
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too much guac in the burrito

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.
by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007
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shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.
Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!
by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021
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guac

Guac means being extra AFFF.
Girl, stop being so guac.
What you mean guac?
You Extra Af Fam
by TommyPonder March 16, 2017
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pop a guac

The act of nutting in ones ass as they shit at the same time
"I was hitting Martha from behind then I popped a guac . "
" you should {pop a guac}
by bigdickjohn241 May 21, 2018
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Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky
Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!
by DJ CEL May 9, 2019
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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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