Greg Graffin

The lead singer of Bad Religion,(A.K.A) the greatest punk band ever.

"I saw Greg Graffin at the Bad Religion concert"

by Tucker " T-man" Graves June 1, 2005

peter griffin

A completely clueless fat retard without a thought in his mind of what hes doing or why he's doing it.

Man that guy is a peter griffin.

by Laciee March 22, 2008

Ten Points for Gryffindor!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.

Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then

by ScorinPoints February 8, 2010

Gruffing

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010

Gruffnugget

A bum dread lock caused by the mixing of residual poo and bum pubes rubbed between the butt cheeks.

Wife: What are you doing?

Man: Plucking my gruffnuggets.

by Gruffbum November 30, 2010

50 points for Gryffindor!

Orgasmic exclamation uttered when fucking a guy who looks like the spitting image of The Boy Who Lived. Either you're role playing, or it just comes out involuntarily when he shoots his gunk inside you. Used by straight gals as well as gay guys who love the kink of bottoming for a Potter lookalike.

"Damn, I'm so close... ooo ahhh uhhhhHHHH!"
"Oh baby... 50 points for Gryffindor!"

by Bärli May 28, 2016

Blake Griffin

One of the most hated NBA players because he will put you on a poster if you're not smart enough to get out of the way once he takes flight aka BG or BG32.

Pau Gasol got posterized so many times by Blake Griffin that he developed vertigo.

by biased nba fan August 8, 2014