floor gorp

an edible snack mixture based on the "5-second rule".

Any combination of dry cereal, chocolate chips, nuts, etc. which land on the floor in front of the pantry, gathered together make "floor gorp".

by 'Mama B' August 21, 2009

Pope Grope

The act of a male catholic clergy member giving underwater handjobs at the beach (to the delight of passer-byes). Please see the Honolulu Handshake for origin and variant.

Dave won't shut up about the amazing Pope Grope he got last weekend.

by asp9465 November 6, 2016

Gromph

A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.

Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

Gropeandhope

To grab a women's breast and hope she will reciprocate instead of macing you.

Just as I was about to exit the car I thought about using the gropeandhope on her.

by brokebutstilldrinking January 25, 2008

Glarp Gorp

A phrase popular in the future with indefinite definition, but can be used as an interjection, greeting, or expletive.

By the time you're married, Glarp Gorp will be cool, since it's unlikely you'll get married soon, due to your smell.

by ThirdHrLeadership December 20, 2009

Grope

To sexually touch the private parts of the person near you.
Usually how you start sex

In the ultimate truth or dare, sam had to go up to ten hot girls and start groping them.
Tje 7 girl told him to go to the rooms, and there she told him to grope her boobs while she gropes his dick!
It ended up with sam sucking her nipples, and the girl sucking on his dick!

by Me=Myself=I August 11, 2020

Gromp

An adapted version of the glomp, used only on females. To gromp a girl, you glomp her, and feel her up as you do so.

*Mina has entered the room
Dan: Hi, Mina!
*Dan gromps Mina

by Darthemed July 19, 2004