Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

by Flynn0s May 9, 2016

Grobanitis

An illness pertaining to and/or restricted to Grobanites.

Characterized by sudden twitching and obbsessive listening to music by Josh Groban. Grobanitis becomes a serious problem and is also known as "Josh-Deprovation"

See Grobanite

I think I'm gettin' Grobanitis! I haven't heard Josh in three hours!

by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

GROGAN

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

by Grow - gun September 14, 2003

groady garza

rectally pleasing another with a frozen semen dildo

I was thinking about dating her but then she asked me to groady garza her.

by I got you back March 2, 2009

pulling off a Gopal

the act of completing the process of Chad-hood and becoming an absolute CHAD

Example: He's managed to make 5 girlfriends. He is absolutely pulling off a Gopal!

by Kuu44 November 30, 2020

gripa

A substitute for "hella", meaning "really" "alot".

OH SNAP! That's GRIPA tight!

by The Vorsh July 16, 2004