Grooming the Great Dane

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

Goosing

When you act like someone who doesn’t own Canada Goose, but you’re a rich kid with plenty of Canada Goose

Why you goosing on me man? Go fuck yourself

by TrevMan the Wizard of Gyros April 18, 2019

Grooming The Dog

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

by airsoftman September 6, 2010

Goosing for a Jubbing

When you are searching for something that you really want

Schlatt: “What’s wrong with Tucker?”
Ted: “He’s probably just goosing for a jubbing.”

by buck3tl0v3r March 29, 2023

Grooming a marge

Grooming a marge is when your IQ increases by 1

Shit bro your grooming a marge!

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

Blue Goosin'

To have fun by causing mischief, shenanigans.

From the central North Carolina region.

The boys went blue goosin' after the Durham bulls game.

by 7aler May 9, 2014

Flippy Goosing

Flippy goosing is to flippy goose when needed, also to flippy goose means flippy goosing around, also to flippy goose but not to be confused of floppy goosing, Russell.....don't be flippy goosing

you have been flippy goosing for the last damn time Russell Mullins

by St3v3n3aker September 17, 2014