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Groomer

A phrase used to convey disdain with leftists who try to use public schools to push their LBGTQ agenda.
"John, did you hear about the Don't Say Gay Bill?"
"Oh, you mean the bill that prevents teachers from talking to kindergarteners about sex without parental consent?"
"It's so bigoted!"
"Okay, groomer."
by AZ Freedom Fighter April 19, 2022
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groober

Slang word deriving from German meaning penis.
Omg thats gross. Put your groober away.
by mc_glow September 30, 2005
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gooser

one who "gooses" (see goose-a pinch between the buttocks).
a person that gooses, or pinches another person between the buttocks is known as a gooser.
by Greg Martin May 23, 2006
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groomer

1 (the crime definition): An adult that builds a sense of trust with a minor to exploit and/or abuse them, typically (but not always) in a sexual manner. This is a crime, and it also causes harm to the minor.

2 (in US politics): What republican politicians and supporters refer to LGBTQIA+ people and their allies as, to manipulate their audience to pass anti-LGBTQIA+ legislation. This is targeting and harming LGBTQIA+ people and the people using the word in this manner typically are (or have connections with those who are) actual groomers.

3 (the pet definition): A person who washes and takes care of pets (typically but not always dogs) while people are away from their home, typically for pay. To make sure people are confused with the first definition, these people are typically called pet groomers.
1. You definitely shouldn't be a groomer, that's a crime and is outright immoral!

2. It's very ironic that Glen Uselmann considers LGBTQIA+ people as groomers when he literally groomed a 12 year-old from girl from 1988 to 1992.

3. I went on vacation last week and the flight had a no-pets rule, so I hired a pet groomer to make sure my dog is okay while I'm gone.
by v1vdefineswords July 23, 2022
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Boomer Groomer

Boomer groomers are underaged children that sexually assault individuals who are over 18.
I sexually identify as a boomer groomer.
by Valkyrie Ink March 16, 2021
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Groomer

(pejorative used by Republicans)
Someone who can be blamed for children knowing things (especially the existence of the LGBTQ+ community) their parents don't want them to
Christina Pushaw: "If you're against the Anti-Grooming Bill, you are probably a groomer"

Me: "If Rod Dreher can use a broadened definition to call every gay teacher a groomer, I can use a broadened definition to call every Republican a Satanist"

Nazi Clickbait: "Oh No!!!!!!There's a drag show in the Metaverse!!! Sad. Don't let your kids see the groomers!!"
by Covered In Therapy Bees August 12, 2022
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Groover

A more contemporary version of the 17th and 18th century term, "Fop". A groover is someone who finds themselves exceedingly stylish or hip, to the extent that those around them regard them as foolish or goofy.
That girl/guy thinks they are so hot, but she/he's like sixty and wearing pleather, man, she/he is a total groover.
by Penny Cloverae February 18, 2008
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