Gronk

High off your ass 🍃

Person1: “Bro how do you feel?”
Person2: “I’m so gronk I can see my thoughts”

by Yoonmin.inc February 29, 2020

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Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.

I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013

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gronky

An unattractive, and uncordinated person

Man that chick is fully gronky. I wouldnt even do her with yours.

by tborg July 14, 2004

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gronk

Focuses purely on their muscles rather than education, works out alot, an absolute bogan, one who's IQ is lower than the $5 entry fee at the gym.
Threatens everyone and tries to start fights with whoever.

Gronk: FUCKIN' AY CUNT JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GYM AE FUCKIN GREAT
Person: cool.
Gronk: YOU FUCKIN WANNA GO ME!!
Person: no.

by S12 July 18, 2013

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Dirty Rob Gronkowski

the dirty rob Gronkowski is an activity to do during sex, it when she is bent over with her fist on the bed and legs up straight while he hits it from behind. he calls out hike and she shits in his hand and he tries to get as much of it as he can after he has collected the shit he Yells "GRONK" while spiking the glob of shit on the back of her head like rob in the end zone.

bro last night I hit her with the hardest dirty Rob Gronkowski last night.

by Teddy thicc May 19, 2021

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