If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

by Interex March 19, 2004

Grass

another term for marijuana; something dream stans don't touch enough of

Hey do you know where I can get some grass around here?

by MadtheRad7 December 11, 2021

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.

"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008

Grass mud horse

Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.

There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
　　 In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
　　 They are lively and intelligent
　　 they are fun-loving and nimble
　　 They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
　　 They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
　　
　　 Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
　　 Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
　　 They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
　　 River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert

by Tonyjeans April 12, 2009

grass

Marijuana

Lemme' get some grass yo.

by Toker May 24, 2002

Mitch Grassi

A flawless bitch queen 👸🏻

Mitch grassi could turn a straight guy

by PTX_is_my life January 24, 2017

if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004