Glittered

To get tipsy and flirty

Ladies! Let’s get glittered tonight!

by ThreeFoolsAdrift November 8, 2019

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

rittered

The act of taking more than one man in your mouth at a time. At a really inapproiate time.

Cory rittered two men in the bathroom at the same time during choir practice.

by joshpetro November 17, 2010

glitterdicking

1. Decoration of the male genitalia in a flamboyant and gaudy manner
2. Euphemism for horseplay or reckless behavior

1. "My girlfriend is getting all vajazzled so I'm totally glitterdicking it"
2. "Hey you guys, quite glitterdicking around and get back to the huddle!"

by Rake Plankspeed July 6, 2011

Glitterea

A veneral disease transmitted through sexual intercourse with sparkly blood suckers of the Twilight variety. Symptoms include: sparkly genitals, extreme pain during urination, and urine that sparkles like diamonds.

I went out with this one girl and later that evening we went back to her place. Everything was great until she dropped trou and I could see she had Glitterea. I debated going for it anyways, but couldn't stand the idea of playing sloppy seconds to the Justin Bieber of vampires.

by AngryPirate88 May 5, 2013

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015

gietered

Bieng jacked up or under the influence of cocaine or crystal meth.

I havnt done blow in a hot minute, lets get gietered tonight!

by HO5TEL May 19, 2017