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Brian Griffin

The 7 year old (dog years) family dog in the show Family Guy. Altough he is the family pet, he is the only one who actually has a sense of class in the family, but he often known for drinkng lots of martinis and getting drunk. He had a crush on Lois, but that was cleared when they talked it over.
Brian Griffin is one classy character
by d'fo March 28, 2004
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peter griffin

Age: 42
Occupation: Factory worker / Fisherman

Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt's summer house where he was working as a towel boy.

He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.

Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television.
Peter Griffin is great charcter on family who really keeps the show going.
by d'fo April 21, 2004
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Blake Griffin

A robot being used for a secret project by the US government that buttrapes the shit out of any tall NBA players and posterize dunks on them
Blake Griffin had such a monster throwdown yesterday on KG, he's probably still wondering what happened.
by Pseudonym41212 March 18, 2011
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Penn-Griffin School for the Arts

A small magnet school for the arts located in the bootleg part of High Point, North Carolina. Students tend to complain about it being so small, but they actually love it a lot. Students pick a major from: Art, Band, Chorus, Dance, Drama, Guitar, Orchestra, and Piano. It rocks.
Aunt Mildred: So Johnny, where do you go to school now?
Johnny: I go to Penn-Griffin School for the Arts and I major in dance
Aunt Mildred: What? What's that? Penn-what?
by orchestra ftw April 22, 2008
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GRIFFIN

A combo between an eagle and a lion. Think for a second...what was the ONE weakness that lions have? They can't fly. Griffin's are like...the most dangerous animals ever. Def better than some weakass dragon.
That Griffin just ripped a fuckin plane outta the sky!
by thuglifeGQ March 11, 2009
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Griffin Johnson

Griffin Johnson is always simping for Dixie
by butfrjusstfu June 1, 2020
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griffin

he has a huge dick super hot and always down to fuck. he is a great kisser. normally griffins are always horny even if they are white they have a big black dick. griffins are great in bed and will be your sex buddy for life.
by pussy killer 666 November 27, 2019
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