greening it

When you smoke so much wee your body rejects it and you start vomiting uncontrollably

Dude she was greening it so hard last night

by Girl420 April 8, 2015

Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.

"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting

by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020

Greeding

1. A term usually used in gaming of which refers to trying to use your abilities to get more resources quickly

“I starting greeding in my btd6 game by placing more banana farms”

by Deathfinder January 3, 2021

Greening out

When you smoke so much weed that those little thoughts in the back of your head that are kind of anxiety inducing come straight to the front of your head like a goddamn bus like it'll have you be in paranoid of every little thing or you'll get so high that you don't feel well or you'll get so faded that you just pass the fuck out

Ex: yo, I took way too many hits off the pipe bro. I don't feel very good I think I'm greening out *passes out*

by A fuck-nut February 19, 2023

Greeping

• The act of being mischievous or a little bit silly.
• Moving with a purpose, oh what a magnificent purpose.
•When everyone joins in, it is condemned, it is a sin
• Tristan Bongo or Mrs Gonorrhea

Business is like a waltz, business is like a grand dance - he said Greepingly.

by Mrs Gonorrhea March 5, 2023

Greging

The act of playing Minecraft with the mod GregTech installed

"Dang bro, I was greging for a good 3 hours yesterday"

by sulfuric_acid_is_not_vodka March 11, 2023

night greetings

A much better way to say good night

"aight well i'm gonna head to bed
kinda tired"

"alright
night greetings"

by AlfonsoFromMeat November 16, 2010