The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

greatest speech ever

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.

The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

by jodertu November 21, 2010

for great justice

Primary reason for to take off every ZIG.

"You know what you doing,
Move ZIG.
For great justice."

by jcarrot November 23, 2003

greasoid

One who behaves in a greasy manner, or is greasy by nature.

That fella is low! what a greasoid!

by Scotianhopper January 24, 2011

greasification

When an Albertan individual infects a non-albertan, most deadly an individual from Ontario, with their "oil and gas" greasy way of life. Causing visible physical, appearance rooted, changes, such as haircut, the growing of a peach-fuzz greasy pedo-stache, and others.

"The Alberta twins performed a greasification on that boy from Ontario, he is far less attractive now."

"He underwent a greasification."

"He is in his greasifcation arc."

by milflov3r January 16, 2022

We made it great; my vote mattered

We made it great; my vote mattered

Meaning is when a majority of African Americans voters along with other races come together to vote in a President that is more fit for this country.
When groups of people come together to vote into position a new bill that’s more qualified with better ideas or plans.

1. Person: The bill was passed there will be no discriminating at food franchises towards homeless people,
2. Person: We made it great; my vote mattered ...

BY : GiovanniDYMillYentei

by MillYentei DYSlick November 7, 2020

Great Walled

1. When a large group of Asian tourists-- the kind that are aloof and seem to be unaware of their surroundings and are roaming in a pack down the sidewalk--blocks the entire sidewalk, leaving you unable to move. The stoppage is usually caused by the group's collectively pointing at some mundane object, such as a McDonald's Arch or run down used book store.

2. Getting cock blocked by a fat chinese girl.

1. Today when I was walking near campus, I got great walled by a busload of chinese tourists pointing at the Asian Art Museum.

2. Dude I was totally about to bust a nut in my MAIN BITCH Jade Xiang's ass but her fucking friend "Rain" great walled me.

by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER April 1, 2009