gaffle

to jump upon someone causing them pain usually in a large group all gaffling one person

in the matrix neo got gaffled by hundreds of agent smiths gaffle him

by nobbert June 1, 2003

gruffles

The extra cellulite on a girls hips.

Those tight sweat-pants really accentuate her gruffles.

by Guigfu February 14, 2010

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004

gaffle

to consume quickly. whether it be stealing, eating, etc...

I'm going to gaffle these chicken mcnuggets.

by putdownmypants October 2, 2007

gaffle

to go, as in leave the premises

I gotsta gaffle, yo. You comin'?

by saribug November 14, 2004

gruffles

(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"

by Aaron May 10, 2003

gruffle monkey

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007